I have just bought the book ‘Learn How to Read’ and am now realising the potential problem.
I just went and checked my bank balance, it is not very good, I fell in the river.
I once knew this really emotional delivery driver. He used to take everything the wrong way.
My partner said he is leaving me because of my obsession with skin disorders. I said ‘Let’s not make any rash decisions.’
My friend wasn’t paying attention at work and ended up getting himself fired I guess that’s a risk you take working in a ceramics factory.
I asked the librarian for a book about permeable rocks. “Have a look in Waterstones,” she said.
I came runner-up at the religious-themed fancy dress contest. My costume was second to nun.
Whenever I go out, I make sure that I take my doner card. I get 15% off at my local kebab
shop.
My dad said I would never succeed as a baker, because I always use the wrong tools for the job. You should have seen me today. I was raking in the dough.
I wanted to join a medieval troupe but didn’t have any qualifications. I had to go to knight school.