Senior medical researchers have discovered a worrying trend since the World Cup fixtures were announced -
Apparently, over-consumption of Lager can lead to reduction in the size of the penis. the doctors are not sure how widespread the problem is yet so they have asked anyone whose penis is less than 3 inches long to display a white flag with a red cross on it on their cars and vans.
Oh dear housemate has just bought a pair of england flags with the liverpool badge in one quarter, cos of the captain... I'd better dispose of them I think...