Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties. The portals of Nungate Towers are now open and an evening of frivolity awaits all who dare enter.
Tonight's tailcock will be another of Igor's "creations" (he's becoming quite the mixologist!) he's calling it the "Iron Maiden" and has dedicated it to his "secret" crush the Towers' Laundrymaid! It is another of his potent brews and should be imbibed with a degree of caution! Tonight's hot plate special is a lovely Roast beef with all the usual trimmings, and as always there are volly vonts and canapes galore. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a rhubarb crumble with lashings of custard or cream. The Minstrels are already in the gallery warming up to give us the usual selection of Madrigals and toccattas and later on, in a more Romantic mood they are planning their very own renditions of the greatest hits of Barry Manilow (well it was Valentines day recently) So, if you're over fifty (or not we make allowances) why not join us and come frivol in Nungate Towers? The hot tub is fired up, the bar is well stocked. The bungee is taut and wating for the first vic.....volunteer of the evening. There is dancing in the Great Hall and of course the rofl later on.............

[Psybbo]

On my way, feel in need of comfort and an Iron Maiden and a cosy corner
For the ROFL, I bring
2 wonky lamps
some coal
open pack of choccy biscuits
4 shower caps from various hotels

[nungate]

Psybbo? Is that you? Didn't recognise the name but I did recognise the avatar (thank goodness!) Gald to see you, come in a sit a spell and Iron Maiden awaits...

[Psybbo]

Thank you nungate and is the lovely Queenie gracing us tonight?

[murraymints]

Nungate.....solo pleased to be here this week..sorry I couldn't make it last week..I had to stop the car for a call of...ahem...nature..and just as I got to it..as it were...a passing patrol car caught me....to cut a long story short ..in.my..tired and emotional state I quickly had an officer in a Boston crab and slam pressed another two to the ground...but they'll be fine once out of traction...Well you see I was sure I was in a tag team at the Liverpool empire facing big bertha And brenda...that's what I told the judge anyway but.....Tony wouldn't stand me bail and I went to see her Maj for 14 days !!

Igor pass me a large bucket please...is tone here yet ?

[nungate]

Possibly, she's floating about somewhere. Flounced out after dinner after a an exchange of words with her Pa........she does do a nice flounce!

[DaisyNonna]

Hello nungate. Lovely to be here. Perhaps later I could try a little crumble. Rhubarb is a favourite! An Iron Maiden? Is it kept in the dungeon? Don't like small dark places but could do with a drink. Could Eric and Malkin please be in the Snug again?. They met some new friends there last week.
For the ruffly thing I bring a broken screw driver (no handle) 4 headless screws, 12 mussel shells and a pine cone. Please don't ask, too embarrassing.

[tonyav]

Evening your nungateship and all whom may enter nungate towers later.
A bucket of '' Iron Maiden '' if you please Igor and a plate of lovely roast hor I mean beef please.
For the roffle I have brought with me a spare wheel ( bald tyre though ) suitable for a 1966 Austin Healy Sprite, 12 cans of Fosters lager ( can't stand the stuff ) and an Easter egg ( best before date May 2009 ).

[nungate]

Good to see you Minty................I've heard some excuses for non attendance but yours is probably one of the best I've heard! A bucket of Iron Maiden will be in your hand presently (please be careful and not spill it on the furniture won't you? The marks tend to be a little on the permanent side)

[tonyav]

Hey nungate that '' Iron Maiden '' I've been out with a few of those in the past.

[nungate]

Hi Tony. The horses are not permitted to enter the dining room, they have their meals in the stables with the llamas, alpacas and the zebra! It's a fine cut of prime Scotch BEEF (came from the Home farm - we grow our own) Careful with those Iron Maidens now....

[DaisyNonna]

Austin Healey is so sweet! Has he brought his ball with him? Could do with a good pass.

[Psybbo]

Chastity belts, Tony?

[murraymints]

For the rofi have box of milk tray only coffee creams and coconut left...some paper pants embossed with HMP..very regal and half a bottle of Bristol cream sherry.... do you like my onesi ? These official jumpsuits look pretty cool with the royal insignia don't you think ...Got my new sparkly on underneath.....pressie from my Valentine.....did Igor retrieve my old sparkly from the moat ?

Another iron maiden I think Igor.....Tony... Toneee where arrestees yoooo !!!

[nungate]

Of course Malkin and Eric can spend the evening in the snug if they wish, I shall send them in a little supper on a tray. How were the flying conditions tonight?

[beattie819]

Just like to say, you are all SO talented with your witty banter. Wonderful to sit on the sidelines, and smile, but Im not clever enough to come in. Thank you, its cheered me up yet again.

[tonyav]

Minty I tried to raise the bail money but the pawn shop would only give me £2.50p for that suit !.
Daisy he has a funny shaped ball !.

[nungate]

I always give best beloved the coffee creams Minty, he might fancy the coconut ones just for a change. Belle has your pink sparkly in the Ladies retiring room, she'll give it to you whne younext "pop" in there

[tonyav]

Yes I'm afraid so pysbbo.

[nungate]

Beattie, don't sit on the sidelines, come on in, you don't have to be mad to get in here, it helps but it's not compulsory...

[tonyav]

Hey beattie819 come on in and join in the maddness that is MOFC.