Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties. The portals of Nungate Towers are now open and an evening of frivolity awaits all who dare enter.
Tonight's tailcock will be another of Igor's "creations" (he's becoming quite the mixologist!) he's calling it the "Iron Maiden" and has dedicated it to his "secret" crush the Towers' Laundrymaid! It is another of his potent brews and should be imbibed with a degree of caution! Tonight's hot plate special is a lovely Roast beef with all the usual trimmings, and as always there are volly vonts and canapes galore. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a rhubarb crumble with lashings of custard or cream. The Minstrels are already in the gallery warming up to give us the usual selection of Madrigals and toccattas and later on, in a more Romantic mood they are planning their very own renditions of the greatest hits of Barry Manilow (well it was Valentines day recently) So, if you're over fifty (or not we make allowances) why not join us and come frivol in Nungate Towers? The hot tub is fired up, the bar is well stocked. The bungee is taut and wating for the first vic.....volunteer of the evening. There is dancing in the Great Hall and of course the rofl later on.............

[tonyav]

Daisy I have a very nice parachute silk shirt.

[DTCwordfan]

here we are:

minty should like this.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zooncKwB1r04pibo1_500.jpg

[nungate]

My sewing box is in the snug Daisy - will you need a sewing machine or do you prefer to sew silk knickers by hand? I did fancy that piece of parachute silk to make a silk pillowcase I understand they are very good for the skin and help to prevent wrinkles and so forth (and silk pillowcases are rather expensive these days)

[DTCwordfan]

or this?

http://d364y98vz4769w.cloudfront.net/drawings/images/000/013/520/full/389593_10151747218335494_640780493_24341949_1127602426_n.jpg?1337697221

[tonyav]

I thought that was minty DTC.

[nungate]

If you want to add some sequins or bead to the undergarment Daisy I have those too. You'll find them in the third drawer on the small console table in the snug

[DaisyNonna]

thong thung blue, everybody nose 1.
Perhaps a p lap 4 me.

[DTCwordfan]

or how about this for tony, so he can match minty in hers.
http://mens-underwear-blog.com/underwear/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Joe-Snyder-metallic-bulge-02-thong-S.png

[nungate]

Never understood the need for thongs myself - reckon they'd feel a bit like being cut in half .. not to mention a tad chilly around the old nethers on the cooler days!

[tonyav]

LOL, I'm still waiting for rowan to knit my Claret and Blue thingymabob DTC.
But they do have a good effect nungate !.

[nungate]

mmmm...........right Tony.........

[DaisyNonna]

That's more like it! But pink is a girly colour and I would not trust myself to take the correct measurements. Thanks but I prefer hand sewn garments and sequins have a nasty habit of being where they should not.

[nungate]

That's so true Daisy, I just wondered as Minty is so fond of her own pink sparkly..... there is also some nice silk ribbons in that same drawer

[tonyav]

Have press studs instead then Daisy.

[murraymints]

DT...yoooooo....hooooo... ! See you have your lingerie party plan books with you....Will you take American express ? ...Belle passed on my old sparkly nungate she is so good at this laundry malarkey...maybe daisy will sew back the missing sequins while she has the sewing box out ?

DT....do you have any samples with you ?? Slurp slurp....maybe a wee bit later I could slip into something more comfortable.....

Igor....Igor...over heeer with that stuff .... s`good isn't it.....

[mrs_overall]

Good evening all.
The tailcock sounds divine - tony, pass me a large one please.
For the riffle I offer:
A German-English dictionary (with A-B missing)
A photo of a Datsun 120A FII coupe I used to own
Half a bottle of creme de menthe
An autographed photo of Mike & Bernie Winters

[nungate]

Good evening Mrs O, lovely to see you. Will you indulge in an Iron Maiden,
Igor's own concoction - though I must warn you they are potent, and you've brought such wonders for the rofl...

[Psybbo]

Oh I want that photo, used to have a Sunny, or is my memory playing tricks?

[mrs_overall]

Psybbo, I don't know if your memory is playing tricks. Can you tell me today's date and name the prime minister?