Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties. The portals of Nungate Towers are now open and an evening of frivolity awaits all who dare enter.
Tonight's tailcock will be another of Igor's "creations" (he's becoming quite the mixologist!) he's calling it the "Iron Maiden" and has dedicated it to his "secret" crush the Towers' Laundrymaid! It is another of his potent brews and should be imbibed with a degree of caution! Tonight's hot plate special is a lovely Roast beef with all the usual trimmings, and as always there are volly vonts and canapes galore. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a rhubarb crumble with lashings of custard or cream. The Minstrels are already in the gallery warming up to give us the usual selection of Madrigals and toccattas and later on, in a more Romantic mood they are planning their very own renditions of the greatest hits of Barry Manilow (well it was Valentines day recently) So, if you're over fifty (or not we make allowances) why not join us and come frivol in Nungate Towers? The hot tub is fired up, the bar is well stocked. The bungee is taut and wating for the first vic.....volunteer of the evening. There is dancing in the Great Hall and of course the rofl later on.............

[beattie819]

Thanks nungate,I have a pill to administer right now, might pluck up courage to creep in later on.:)

[DaisyNonna]

Absolutely beautiful nungate. Could see for miles, twinkling lights in all drections, stars, will be great when it is light this time of night and no longer have to evade kamikaze owls.
Now, about that drink!

[tonyav]

Some very interesting roffle prizes there Daisy.

[nungate]

Won't be too long now until the lighter evenings Daisy. There is something rather beautiful seeing Barn Owls flying at night, we've seen quite a few in the odd occasions when we've been coming home late ...

[murraymints]

There you are tone...I told you to get that suit out from hawker Harry's place...remember we have a wedding to go to soon..Rowan and Redman are depending on us to glam up the hello mag spread...be a love get me a plate of volly vonts....why are there gymkhana jumps set up in the north paddock....you lot been on average stew again ? Iron maiden here please Queenie...

[murraymints]

Average ??? Shergar....this iron maiden stuff verrry nice by the way..

[tonyav]

I have phoned hawker Harry and he say's I can have the suit back on Monday minty.

[DaisyNonna]

Yes, Tony. Never was much good at DIY.
Sharing is much more fun.

[tonyav]

And so it is Daisy ( sharing ).

[DTCwordfan]

good evening to all, this meteor of a night, and how are we sparkling?

raffle-riffle:

one button
one needle
one elastic waist band
one nail
one screw
one staple
one pin
one sparkly gusset
one ribbon
one piece of pink cotton
one spool of thread, also pink
one set of instructions
1/2 roll of parachute material.

Enjoy.....

[DaisyNonna]

Oooh! DTC let's make a tutu.

[nungate]

Not sparkling yet DT, but we are very shiny.....

[DTCwordfan]

well my needle skills are not that good - all thumbs stitched together....

[murraymints]

Psybo...you DO look familiar....have you a sister sibs ? To be honest I think you are better looking...here can you hold these volly vonts while I go see belle in the ladies room....may be a bit ..this onesi....bit of a job in these tight stalls....just a wee ..Well..big..slurp of my maiden first...

[Psybbo]

Minty, I'll just eat them, yes sibs is my other half (the shy retiring one)

[tonyav]

Oh gawd shes drinking again.

[DaisyNonna]

As I said earlier, sharing is the answer. No need for you to sew. Can you draw? You draw and cut. I'll sew. Or should we make a pair of knickers? Somebody might need them. Parachute silk is just the thing!

[nungate]

I did warn everyone that the Iron Maiden was on the "strong" side

[murraymints]

Just eat them psybbo...Will return via buffet table..May bring some crumble back..but rhubarb ?? Not sure..don't want to be caught short in this babygro...can't afford to get nabbed for doing what comes naturally again....Got 6 months suspended already.....no no no sqad....I said suspended not...you know ..the other....

[DTCwordfan]

I suspect that minty will be after a new thong shortly

ok good partnership concept, daisy!