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It Is Time
I asked my boss if I could leave half an hour early the other day.
He said, “Only if you make up the time."
I said, “OK. It's 35 past 50."
It's just taken me nearly four hours to eat a dozen watches.
It was very time consuming.
11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day.
It's second to noon.
My mum’s sister is very knowledgeable when it comes to time pieces,
good old Aunty Clockwise.
My mate has just offered me a share in his new time travelling business.
I had to turn him down though; I just couldn’t see a future in it.
I bought myself a new 24 hour clock yesterday.
It's rubbish. It only lasted a day.
My mate texted me yesterday telling me to meet him at half six. Well I turned up at three and he was three and a half hours late.
Oh well, I've Just looked at the clock and decided to call it a day. Which is stupid because it's a clock!
My favourite clock has just stopped.
I'm going to have a day of morning.
I'm good at polishing my watch. It's my time to shine.
After getting a job at the clock factory, I asked my new boss:
"What hours will I do?"
He said, "Are you stupid? All 12 of them."
I was arranging a date with a girl who worked in the army and she asked if I could pick her up at 2200 hours.
It's now 91 days and 16 hours later and tonight is my lucky night. Hope she's remembered.
He said, “Only if you make up the time."
I said, “OK. It's 35 past 50."
It's just taken me nearly four hours to eat a dozen watches.
It was very time consuming.
11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day.
It's second to noon.
My mum’s sister is very knowledgeable when it comes to time pieces,
good old Aunty Clockwise.
My mate has just offered me a share in his new time travelling business.
I had to turn him down though; I just couldn’t see a future in it.
I bought myself a new 24 hour clock yesterday.
It's rubbish. It only lasted a day.
My mate texted me yesterday telling me to meet him at half six. Well I turned up at three and he was three and a half hours late.
Oh well, I've Just looked at the clock and decided to call it a day. Which is stupid because it's a clock!
My favourite clock has just stopped.
I'm going to have a day of morning.
I'm good at polishing my watch. It's my time to shine.
After getting a job at the clock factory, I asked my new boss:
"What hours will I do?"
He said, "Are you stupid? All 12 of them."
I was arranging a date with a girl who worked in the army and she asked if I could pick her up at 2200 hours.
It's now 91 days and 16 hours later and tonight is my lucky night. Hope she's remembered.
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Never clocked those before marval :-) lol
22:58 Tue 28th May 2013
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