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Kimmiebear | 04:37 Wed 20th Jul 2005 | Phrases & Sayings
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I feel like corney pick-up lines have fallen by the waste side... (bad thing? i dunno) Regardless I would love to hear some new ones!
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Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past you again?
Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.

I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock

You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.

Hey babe, nice legs....what time do they open?

You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?

Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can defiently see my self in them.

I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

Sorry to be old fashioned - I usually say 'You are really interesting to talk to; can we get out of here and have a chat?'

kev, would you care to give your success rating for each of those unpromising lines?

As you are aware make a bird laugh and you are in. Say to her "What's your name" When she replies (for example) "Sarah".   Say "What a coincidence Sarah is my 14th favourite name"

Trust me, they always laugh.

From Sarah's ex-husband

Is your name spanner .. cos every time u walk past my nuts tighten!

Grab your coat - you've pulled!!
Ever had your navel tickled from the inside?
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(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

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