It's Sprang Up Like A Dragon's Tooth...

[sandyRoe]

A wart on my face, slightly bigger than a matchhead has appeared on my face. Can I get rid of it and, if so, how?

[sandyRoe]

If they are contracted by contagion it like the masseuse gave it to me. She'd hardly have the hard neck to try and charge to help with its removal.

[wolf63]

Northern Ireland seems a great place to live. Did Conne not have some wild animals under her shed upsetting her Mr Harv?

[Graham-W]

The really old fashioned way was to rub a snail on it and then impale the snail on a hawthorn thorn. As the snail withers and falls of so will the wart.

[anneasquith]

graham..................great tip. thanks for that, :)

[sandyRoe]

I'd sooner live with my facial blemish than be cruel to an animal.

[shoota]

Indeed Sandy - morally obliged to chew it off.

[wolf63]

Makes me wonder where this guy's wart was http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1321792.html

[sandyRoe]

And where is it now?

[wolf63]

MIA?

[sandyRoe]

Ecclescake, your suggestion is not as unlikely as it first seems. I could use my false teeth to bite it off.

[EcclesCake]

LOL Sandy!

But where's the challenge in that approach?

[wolf63]

Good one!

I am now off to fight my way around Tesco. I may not survive.

[EcclesCake]

If you go down that route Sandy be sure to give your teeth a good rinse before putting them back in or else you'll look like Dracula after lunch, as I recall I bled like mad after my little nibble!

[stefos]

I had one when I lived in Rhodesia (as was) and asked a 'local' doctor who told me to rub it with raw chicken liver and then throw the liver over my shoulder but don't look where it lands....
Three days later it was gone! (wart that is - don't know about the liver)

[Old_Geezer]

Your friendly local chemist will have options on their shelf. Get some plasters too.

[corylus]

Contact your local witch for a spell.

[viv38]

Just had a good chuckle at some of the answers on here - you're a funny lot !

[mrs_overall]

I am laughing at the thought of you wandering around with duct tape on your face
Make an appointment to see your GP - he will get rid of it pronto

[hellywelly4]

A friend has just gone through an horrendous year after 'something which looked like a wart' appeared on her face. Get yourself to the GP to let him have a look at it.