It's Sprang Up Like A Dragon's Tooth...

[sandyRoe]

A wart on my face, slightly bigger than a matchhead has appeared on my face. Can I get rid of it and, if so, how?

[sandyRoe]

I struggle to get myself to go to the quack(duck tape, quack, geddit?) for potentially serious matters. I'll learn to live with it.

[sandyRoe]

Hellywelly's advice wasn't there when I posted. It's good advice and the next time I'm at the doctors I'll ask her if it's anything to be concerned about.

[mrs_overall]

sandy, when the wart developed did you also develop a strange liking for black cats, toads & newts? Did you also get the urge to throw out your pans and buy a cauldron?

[sandyRoe]

All those I can live with. It's me trying to ride the besom has me the talk of the street.

[mrs_overall]

One good thing about all this is that you will be very popular on 31st October

[humbersloop]

sandy, has that local witch doctor fellow finally got you on his books?

[wolf63]

You had better ban your visitor cats from bringing their black buddies into your garden.

[sandyRoe]

Humbersloop, I had that uneasy thought at the back of my mind. It was really none of my business that he was advertising magic spells on Gumtree. I reported him and here's the consequence. Should have minded my own business. :-(

[sandyRoe]

Wolf, funnily enough there's a lovely long-haired black with bright green eyes has been coming into the garden. I've not been able to capture it on camera yet.

[sandyRoe]

When I said 'black' there^ I meant black cat

[shoota]

I suppose the possibility of it being a stubborn piece of nasal detritus has been eliminated Sandy?

[humbersloop]

never fear (sandy), the goodly ungodly are constantly vigilant on your behalf...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z8J8uNm9A6Q/UtgIW7TbAKI/AAAAAAAACnw/geuWpbUzk04/s1600/Dutch+Army+Bicycle+Band.jpg

[sandyRoe]

It can't be that, Shoota. Through the winter months the discharges from my neb are of a more runny nature.

[sandyRoe]

Humbersloop, I hope you'll excuse my nosiness but what were you looking for when you came across that pic?

[humbersloop]

a sense of joyful fearlessness sandy

why, do you think they look like a bunch of eejits? ;)

[sandyRoe]

No. Far from it. I just thought that The Parades Commission which deals with contentious marches here could stipulate that Loyalist bands must travel like that if they want to go through disputed areas.

[humbersloop]

lol sandy, I'd love to see someone trying to play the lambeg drum on a pushbike