Wrong Gift

[marval]

Bernie sat at the bar totally dejected.

Tony the bartender served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?"

"I'll never understand women." Bernie said.

"The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I wanted."

"Wow!" said the Tony. "But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me."

"Well," Bernie went on, "I thought about it and sent her home to her Mother. Now she won't even speak to me."

[Svejk]

/// Now she won't even speak to me///

you still haven't said why he was unhappy.

[Psybbo]

LOL and I love the two characters you've chosen