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My Smile For The Day
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I've just passed a local butcher who had a sign outside announcing 'Lean thighs, firm rump and hot tongue!'.
They have also been known to claim all their meat is well hung.
Having now had my smile for the day I will now revert to my usual miserable trout self ;-)
They have also been known to claim all their meat is well hung.
Having now had my smile for the day I will now revert to my usual miserable trout self ;-)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I am reminded of one of the Samantha stories, on "I'm sorry I haven't a clue"
"Samantha was going to the Races with one of her new gentlemen friends, so she stopped off at the butchers, to buy some cold meat for the sandwiches.
She was so hungry that she ate them all on the way, but she was glad that she did, as she was able to enjoy the day out much better, with some of the butchers tongue inside her"
"Samantha was going to the Races with one of her new gentlemen friends, so she stopped off at the butchers, to buy some cold meat for the sandwiches.
She was so hungry that she ate them all on the way, but she was glad that she did, as she was able to enjoy the day out much better, with some of the butchers tongue inside her"
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Eccles....here would be a good place to start !
http:// www.isi hac.net /index. php
Also there was a particularly good one this week ( at about 25 mins )
http:// www.bbc .co.uk/ program mes/b06 rxn53
How they get away with this is beyond me !
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Also there was a particularly good one this week ( at about 25 mins )
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How they get away with this is beyond me !
http:// www.vir tualtou rist.co m/trave l/Europ e/Unite d_Kingd om/Engl and/Gre ater_Lo ndon/Lo ndon-30 9228/Re stauran ts-Lond on-Ho_L ee_Fook -BR-1.h tml
That's what I said when I got the tab. :-)
That's what I said when I got the tab. :-)
Years ago, an American couple once stopped me in Leicester Square and asked me the way to a Chinese Restaurant, that their Hotel porter had recommended.
It was called Me Lon Cok. I gently suggested that their legs had been pulled, although they couldn't really understand why ! I then directed them to my favourite place in Lisle Street, called Mr Kongs. I do so hope they enjoyed their meal !
It was called Me Lon Cok. I gently suggested that their legs had been pulled, although they couldn't really understand why ! I then directed them to my favourite place in Lisle Street, called Mr Kongs. I do so hope they enjoyed their meal !