Tis Is Puzzlement

[maggiebee]

A woman is always right and a man is always wrong ! If a man told a woman she was right would he be wrong?

[Shaglene]

I'm scared to answer that question..................

[JJ109]

A man can never tell a woman she is right - he can never get word in edgeways

[Canary42]

That's a difficult one Maggie, just as well it never happens.

[jno]

it woudl probably be her birthday, when normal rules are suspended.

[Dinapal]

This Gentleman got it right and his wife thought so also.



Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.








Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table and, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.






So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.






Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Darling, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!






Love, Gillian"









He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating.





Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"






"Well, you came home after 3 a.m., rat arsed out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. All in all, one hell of a performance, Dad."





Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"









His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed.....




"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"



•Broken Coffee Table £149.99
•Hot Breakfast £5.20
•Two Aspirins £0.20
•Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS
















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