Some More

[Rondy]

Anyone who says that onions are the only vegetable to make you cry has obviously never been hit in the face with a turnip.
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It has been 4 years since my job interview…

I'm beginning to think they chose someone else!
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Got pulled over today and the cop asked if I know why he pulled me over.

I replied: "is it because you want to see how tall I am?"

He said: "step out of the car sir"

See, I knew it.
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My new microwave bed is incredible.

I got a full night's sleep in 2 hours.
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[Ken4155]

:-)