Valentines Day
Last Valentine's Day I surprised my wife by getting romantic...
Best Scrabble score I've ever had!
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I feel very sorry for the millions of people who won't receive a Valentine's Day card this year...
Still, I suppose it's their own fault for getting married!
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There's no pleasing some women. I got my wife 250 flowers for Valentines and she still wasn't happy...
So what if they spelt out 'Grandad'?
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My wife asked me where I was taking her for Valentine's.
Apparently "From behind" was the wrong answer!
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Bought the wife a present for Valentine's Day.
I can't believe how expensive chocolate is nowadays…
25p for a Mars bar is a flipping disgrace!
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