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[Rondy]

It wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck.
But at least now I can look back and laugh.
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I gave my French girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in.
It means the world to her.
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I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me.
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My friend just walked out of his job at BMW…
He gave no indication that he was leaving!
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My wife and I played Doctors and Nurses last week......
We both worked 120 hours.
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I accidentally sat on a camp fire the other day.
It was the most ember assing thing that has ever happened to me!
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