A Few More

[Rondy]

The little known 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt not let anyone else cut your grass."
That was Moses' own.
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Hypnotists reckon they can cure alcoholism merely by planting an idea into the drinker's head.
It's a sobering thought.
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My mate's cricket team just returned from a match in Kent.
"Did you enjoy it?" I asked.
"Bowled Dover," he replied.
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[Patsy33]

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