And There's More

[Rondy]

A bloke said to me today 'Are those thick lens glasses you're wearing?'
I said 'No, they're mine'

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The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name for his invention.
Finally he put tu and tu together.

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Phoned Smyths Toys and asked if they had the game "Operation.”
They said they did, but there's a 3-year waiting list!

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At the movie theater, a young man returning to his seat taps the arm of a woman in the last seat in the row. “Excuse me,” he says, “but did I step on your toe on the way out?”

“As a matter of fact, you did,” says the woman, expecting an apology.

“Oh good,” says the man, “then I'm in the right row.”

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[maggiebee]

Thanks Rondy, love your offerings and often pass them on. Have a very Merry Christmas.

[Rondy]

Thanks Maggie, all the best to you too. x