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Cremation Ads On Tv???

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DTCwordfan | 19:41 Mon 11th Nov 2024 | Body & Soul
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Buy a cremation funeral plan on the basis of the quality of the sausage rolls, probably burnt, the decision taken while wallowing in some gruesome shallow American-style 60s bath or having to shell out a small fortune for a new red suit for the aprés-incineration while the Missus looks lovingly one......

Anybody have experience of these funereal merchants (rip-offs?)???

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^ almost as bad as the Ian Botham 'foot' ad!

Suppose i should add to my earlier post that mine is not a Pure Cremation. It's a normal everyday cremation, with very few trimmings, costing £4,035, which i paid in one hit.

I did put it to my children that a Pure Cremation would be cheaper, therefore leaving a bit extra for them to share, but they told me where to go in no uncertain terms.

As i said, the price remains the same with the possibility that the cost of the celebrant may have risen slightly by the time i breathe my last. 

// I want to give a little back to the sport of angling, have donated my body to a local maggot factory. //

lots of maggits for Bob Nudd's catapult, NB1?

I'll leave it to whoever is left.  Can put me in the wheelie bin for all I care, I wont be around to bother.

Never seen the point of buying up from personally, funerals are for the living so they can choose.  I wont be there, just a lump of rotting flesh!

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