Where are all the men ?

[Demongirlie]

I've just been chatting with my friend and both of us have been single for some time. And we were wondering where all the men ? All we've noticed lately are boys in men's clothing. Surely there amust be men out there who are intelligent, attractive, who have good sense of humour. Are we just being picky ? Has anyone else been experiencing this ??

[Zorr0]

Im here babe, your troubles are over.

[Cymbeline]

I know what you mean. I have a problem in that I am 29 but look 22 so men don't chat me up...boys do! Suffice to say I usually end up in relationships with toy boys when what I am after is a man in his thirties who knows what he wants. A gentleman and a lover who sweeps me off my feet. Someone courageous and worldly wise. Hmmm...I blame Gillette adverts.

[Demongirlie]

Okay Zorro, so what makes you think you're a real man ?

[Demongirlie]

I totally agree with you Cymbeline. All I'm looking for is someone who knows what he wants in life. Someone who is passionate about the things he loves. Who can carry on a conversation about films and books without giving me a look like I'm talking swahili.

[jimboy2]

im 23 and im a man, what makes me a man? im independant intelligent and i stick up for what i believe in, and i will never let anyone tell me that my opinion is wrong or not important. i also am hung like a donkey!

warning!!!

part of this answer is a lie

[Demongirlie]

its a tough call jimboy, but thru the process of elimination, I think it doesnt take too many brain cells to determine which part is the lie.

[jimboy2]

the thing is demongirlie, by the way i like that name quite moxy. I will never tell and there is only really one way to tell that i know of..........

[happy_face]

And immature talk and sillyness like that jimboy2 is exactly what shows us women that you are NOT yet a man. Still got some growing up to do eh!!!

[Zorr0]

Coz Im an expert swordsman

[jimboy2]

this is why i am happy being single, you try and have a little fun, just try and make someone smile and you are "silly and immature" i cant stand women who cant have fun i bet your damn single or in some thankless relationship where your partner is desperately unhappy. go away and let people have fun. just because your unhappy dont mean everyone else has to be.

[happy_face]

oooh, pushed some buttons there have I.

[happy_face]

Demongirlie this might give you a clue why:

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme but I don't give a ****

[jimboy2]

well back up your statement what is wrong with what i said? theres a difference between humour and immaturity one you've learnt that then come back and claim that i am silly and immature. the fact that the girl who posted the question was playing along shows that what i said was taken in jest, or that she is immature as well. whats it to be happy face?

[LazyGun]

I am not that choosy happyface... she dont need the fishing boat, for a start :)

[Englishbird]

I think that was a bit unfair to jump on him for that comment, it was obviously a joke, and it was poking (excuse the pun ;o) fun at himself.

I'm single and 30 and I'm just not really sure where you meet men, it doesn't help going down the pub with my male friends, but what's the alternative, go somewhere I don't know alone! I've tried the internet dating thing, but with no luck .... my mother's always said I was too picky - but how do you stop being too picky, or even should you? no answers I'm afraid girls!

[happy_face]

jimboy2 all I hear is 'Blah Blah Blah'

Demongirlie and Cymbeline are explaining how all the ever meet are young boys petending to be men and were wondering where the confident self assured men were and all you come out with is gibberish about your privates. No one asked about them and to be quite frank we're not that interested. I bet you if you asked 10 girls (that is if you have that many friends) at least 8 out them would say they actually prefer the man with his pants on as a man's privates really is incredible unattractive. So keep you trousers and mouth zipped and come back with something sensible

[Englishbird]

Girls, calm down!! he really didn't say anything offensive!

And Happy_face, that is a blatant rip off from friends ;o)

[happy_face]

what is? I don't watch friends

[Englishbird]

"I can see that you're talking, but all I can hear is blah blah blah"

If you don't, you've picked it up from someone who does. we say it all the time.

[happy_face]

Does it matter where it comes from? All of us repeat something that has been said to us otherwise we would never learn to speak