Black Eye?

[ChoppersX]

Whats the quickest way of getting rid of a shiner, I'm on holidays next week, knocked the f... out of some french ****** who got smart, but let me guard down last minute shouldn't be fighting in first place, nothing against french but this **** was a tool

[pinksmartie]

you could try putting some concealer on it - yes, even if your a bloke lol. oh, and hope it goes in time :)

[ELVIS68]

Get another one on the other eye and go fancy dress as a panda

[LauraLou]

I think you can buy arnica cream at Boots which brings the bruise out quicker, hence it goes away quicker.

[ChoppersX]

Heard about that arnica cream alright, fair play have to try it out, suppose could try the boy george look.... but its not for me, was seriously considering the panda thing, pity its not halloween, any other suggestions sure keep em coming