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Mugwump
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I have a mugwump that lives under my bed and as a result i have to have my bed near the light switch so that i can jump onto my bed as the lights go out. Anyone else have this problem?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Many moons ago I used to have Something under the bed - and it would steal my thumbs if I didn't hide them in the palms of my hands - but I never knew it was a mugwump, thanks Fatoomfsh for that bit of info. According to my aged mater, the vast quantities of cut-up paper (I used to have a scissor fetish) drowned the little b****r and it's never been seen again in over 50 years. At least that's wot I was told - maybe it's the one now living under your bed Fatoomfsh - sorry if it is!!! Try the cut-up paper thinggy - it may even work.
why dont you read it a really really scary story it will be so frightend it won't come out from under your bed, and then in the morning you could suck the poor terified mugwump up wlth the vac and then chuck it in the dustbin to be taken away to be thrown onto the dump were it can live the rest of its life with all the other mugwumps that have been chucked there