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Mugwump
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I have a mugwump that lives under my bed and as a result i have to have my bed near the light switch so that i can jump onto my bed as the lights go out. Anyone else have this problem?
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I used to have this problem and I thought long and hard about a sensible solution - I came to the decision that I could:-
* move house and not tell the mugwump (so as to leave it behind) or
* relocate the light switch (an electricky engineer would have to become involved then) or
* build the mugwump its own home in another part of my house (in other words evict it from under my bed)
I decided on the third option, which I thought would give me the freedom to choose where I wanted my bed in the future. It cost me an awful lot of jam sandwiches and I had to listen to PJ Proby records for months :(
* move house and not tell the mugwump (so as to leave it behind) or
* relocate the light switch (an electricky engineer would have to become involved then) or
* build the mugwump its own home in another part of my house (in other words evict it from under my bed)
I decided on the third option, which I thought would give me the freedom to choose where I wanted my bed in the future. It cost me an awful lot of jam sandwiches and I had to listen to PJ Proby records for months :(
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Katy loo....a mugwump is similar to a bunyip. It has 4 legs like most animals, the 2 legs on the right r shorter than the legs on the left so it can run around the side of mountains unlike the bunyip which is the opposite. Hence why u never see mugwump or bunyii running around next to eachother. hope that answered your question.
haggis live in tins. The only tins on the planet which you have to open at BOTH ENDS. English tins, Welsh tins even, are sensible, you open one end and pour the stuff out. Not Scottish tins oh no, the noo. Open both ends, get a fork and push the haggis oot. You will cut your fingers to ******* in the process, but what the heck.