just one wish.......

[kick3m0n]

I'm your fairy godmother and today I can grant you all just one wish each. So, what will it be? NB any "peace and love and no disease and no war or poverty" Miss World crap is just going to get you a slap from this rather intolerant fairy godmother, so be creative, be selfish, just don't be cliched, OK? :o)

[China Doll]

Three guesses as to what I want!

Either that or to be able to get back on my damn thread xx

[Champagne]

OOoooh... to be able to eat and drink what I like and always remain a size 10. Thanks fairy Godmother! x

[kick3m0n]

Your wish is granted my dear...........xxxx

[spk]

Can I please have Brad Pitt, straight out of the film Troy- with no clothes on, except for a dickie bow and a rose between his teeth. Fairy godmother you rock !!

[steviep165]

i'd like world peace, love and harmony. oh and no poverty. and no disease. HAHA.
and for england to retain the ashes.

[China Doll]

Take a wild guess what I'd like...

[Pippa68]

Please can you come and live in my house, and grant me a wish every day?

[spk]

Ohh my boyfriend is so dreamy... I wonder what our wedding will be like...

[kick3m0n]

Champers and spk....a touch of the cliche (gael?? lmao) about your answers, but then in came Stevie, and in relative terms, you guys were OK lol.
Stevie, I can tell you quite sincerely, with a great degree of certainty that you've nae chance of that wish being granted mate. Infact, more chance of you being a mackem by the end of the season ;oP

[kick3m0n]

sorry Pip, as you will understand, a fairy godmothers work is (literally) never done. but since that wish cannot be granted, you can have two more, on the house ;o)

[funkymoped]

i want a 12" long willy please...

so if you can fix it for me to get 3" removed and leave no scars, that would be perfect...

thank you fairy godmother....
;-)

[CiderMonkey]

I would like my bank account to be credited with �1000 every week. :-)

[Supernick]

I want superpowers, namely the ability to stop time whenever I want, invisibility and time travel. I'd like to combine this with incredible wealth and power, and have girls constantly falling at my feet in a state of sexual frenzy.

If that's out of your scope, can I just wake up in the morning and not have to acknowlege that Forest are still a league 1 side?

[Pippa68]

Oh thank you Fairy godmother!

wish 1 ~ please can you send funkymoped to my house
wish 2 ~ a lifetimes supply of whipped cream & chocolate
sauce


:o)

[4getmenot]

I'd like to have one last cup of tea and a chat to my nan that passed away a few years ago.

[China Doll]

I'd really like to be able to play on here again...

[whiskeysheri]

Morning, babes! How are you, hun?

Hmmm, stooopid, I know, but...

my mum and dad to get back together (I know they wanna ;o)) x

[spk]

Pippa I can send Brad round if Funkymoped is unavailable, he likes whipped cream and chocolate sauce. Im sure thats what his muffled noises mean

[Pippa68]

Okey dokey spk ~ just send him round when you are done...lol, only please don't knacker him out too much, eh?

WS ~ great to see you..and I do hope your wish will be granted :o)

[razzy4raz]

just one wish,,,, well let me think,

Yep i got it, I guess it would be for my kids to love helping around the house, and to enjoy school work.

That way my life would be so much simplar and alot less energy spent asking them to do this and that.