The opposite sex...

[whiskeysheri]

Is there something you've always wondered about the opposite sex? Why they do the things they do? Perhaps we can all answer them... :o)

[stylinsam]

yeah why do men always think they have to be right!! ??

[electricblue]

And why do fellas always walk out of the loo before they,ve done themselves up?
AND,Why do they have to keep checking their bits are still there,?

[Octavius]

Because we usually are

[Craig007]

Can you ladies please explain the going to the toilet in 2's rule? Thanx

[violetblue]

Why do they put all the bathroom bottles back with the instructions facing you?

[liquidspace]

Why do men spend so much time with their hand on their 'best friend', fiddling !

[Craig007]

I was wrong once, didn't like it so i make sure it hasn't happened since! :o)

[electricblue]

Craig,thats in case they are accosted by some guy coming out of the loo with his bits still undone!Strength in pairs??

[violetblue]

Why do they often not wash the dirt off the soap when they wash their dirty hands after some mucky job, leaving soap black and repulsive?

[wonderwoman1]

hiya babe, hows u?

i want to know why men seem to think its ok to cheat and lie?

lol...wait for the barrage of complaints!!! haha!

xxxxxx

[stylinsam]

the loo rule is that we chat whilst we are peeing its just what girls do! duh ;oP

[stylinsam]

why do men never understand women!!!!!!!

[Champagne]

Why do men flush the chain before they've finished weeing?

Why are men more prone to snoring than women?

Why do so many men have ginger beards when their hair colour is not ginger?

Why do men find it so hard to express their emotions?

I'll come back to you when I think of some more. :o)

[steviep165]

why do women moan at us about leaving the tiniest bit of stubble in the sink then leave the shower floor coated in leg hair and the plug blocked!

[Octavius]

Why do women complain that you never listen when they are clearly saying nothing of interest?

[steviep165]

do you remember the charlie brown cartoons on tv. you know when the teacher spoke to charlie and all he heard was mwa mwa mwa mwa, i'm sure thats what the other half hears when i speak to her.

[RATTER15]

Stylinsam, have you ever found a man to be wrong!!

Violetblue, this is so you don't have to keep searching for them!!

Liquidspace, Because we can and you want too, life's hard!!

Violetblue, why should we touch filthy soap when we just washed our hands, that's silly!!

Stylinsam, does anybody ever understand Women.

[whiskeysheri]

Hey wonder! How you doing, honey? :o)

Hmmm, no real answers as yet then? LOL! :o) x

[Octavius]

electricblue - The chap has a habit of standing every now and again and this can lead to uncomfortable feelings in that region, and embarrassing scenarios. It is therefore quite important to adjust, rearrange and fiddle as necessary to make sure that should the blighter choose to wake up of his own free will(y), it is pointing in the right direction! Also we need to make sure it is still there - there is alot of penis envy about! The one about being undone whilst coming out of the loo..... it just takes a bit of time folding it in half and negotiating it back into the trousers!

[liquidspace]

Something tells me this will run and run....