Scooby Doo.

[i-am-russian]

Out of everything I have said on AB what 1 thing would you say I was telling the truth about? I know it is tempting to say everything I have said is a lie but if you had to bet on it what 1 thing would you say was the genuine truth?

[redcrx]

you parents only adopting one twin then?
no due date?
no scan?
so you got pregnant AFTER saying you had changed your mind and didnt want kids

[dot.hawkes]

this is a badly told joke in the final death throws of never being funny

[i-am-russian]

Went through a red light and got out of it by flirting with the policeman(true)
Have Czech ancestry(not true)

[i-am-russian]

redcrx yes I am afraid so.I got pregnant even after saying I did not want a baby.I am not discusing my preganacy any more but I am only a few months gone.Anything else?

[PinkFizz]

nutter - true
psycopath - true
insane - true
needs help - true

[lexielou]

Ooh and she's dating a female lesbian - well I never! Thats a new one on me!

[redcrx]

haha so the turkey baster happened later.
Oh this is just class. Im gutted i probably will miss a lot of this wonderful thread tonight.

Laurence can you continue in my absence if possible.

(betties hotpot)

[PinkFizz]

Im gona miss it as well - what a shame!

(chicken nuggets)

[i-am-russian]

I used a turkey baster(not true never said I did)
Used a suringe(true)
Have a car that is bright pink(true)
My surname is Volkova(not true)
My surname is Kayalsikova(true)
I am little-timmy(O.k that was true)
I am amy-kyle(not true)
I am lil-minx(not true)

[whiffey]

I'm not doing too well here.

Txt me lol.

[crete]

who really cares?

[lexielou]

ooh can I play this game.............

Ive got a blonde hair (true)

Great!!!

[i-am-russian]

he he Whiffey I will text you at 5.My girlfriend has called by the way.
My girlfriend is the boss of a company called cabinet constantin(true)

[redcrx]

so you used a syringe after saying you didnt want a baby (cute and cuddly thing) anymore.

Or did your hand slip?

keep digging TROLL

(Stew and dumplings)

[i-am-russian]

I probobly won't be here in the evening anyway.I am going somewhere.

[i-am-russian]

I did really want a cute fat cuddly baby but I didn't want you to think I was stupid so pretended I had changed my mind.

[redcrx]

Im just off to bathrooms for a wee (true)

[PinkFizz]

erm......why would you use a SYRINGE if you didnt want to get pregnant??

[PinkFizz]

are you going to a big ward where they wear white jackets with lots of buckles??

(maltesers)

[dot.hawkes]

Hang on stop right there, if you are the girlfriend of girl-lesbian, what is her first name, how old is she and what is her job? Cos Roberto and I spent hours on MSN chatting with her so I know alot of stuff. OK?