Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[PinkFizz]

joby - can you fling the cocktail shakers about like in the film??

[~x ello x~]

yaay!! love it ww xXx

[PinkFizz]

Excellent Wonderwoman - I like it!!

[China Doll]

< Wanders over to reception with her clipboard of VIP's, smiles at guy with six pack >

[joby1]

Im tryin.................

[whiskeysheri]

Fab, babe! Do we get to spray people (seductively) with the hose behind the bar too?

[China Doll]

Actually, as well as hostessing, can I be the line manager for the bouncers and the male strippers please Pinky?

[mike42]

great thred by the way pinkfizz.

[PinkFizz]

joby - try not standing on the bar whilst you're mixing - very dangerous!!

[~x ello x~]

i'm always seductive when it comes to hoses!! lol!! xXx

[PinkFizz]

Hi Mike hun - you could go and see China - she's in charge of bouncers and will be inspectiong all six packs!!

Whiskey - great idea,have we enough hoses?? ; )

[joby1]

I'm going for a shower, I'm covered in brandy and blue curaco...I'll be back with the dustpan later :-((
maybe I'll be the loo attendant eh!

[PinkFizz]

That sounds fair Nat - and you can keep all tips!!

[China Doll]

< Walks over to Mike >

Hello Mike,

Can you give me a quick synopsis of why you're good for this job and then life your T-shirt please?

[jon1968]

I cant help with the staffing side of things but I�ll definitely pop in for a drink with all that totty about! ;-)

[mike42]

china anything youd like me to do for you pink says your the boss.

[n00dles]

Check ya hat, sir
Check ya coat, sir
Check ya WALLET, sir...

if not, I could always char, when the club is closed - bring my own vaccy and some of shaney's micro dusters! Lol

[PinkFizz]

Hi Jon - thanks for popping in.How about being a Minder for the girls - you can sit at bar all eve and keep an eye on them??