Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[spk]

Well Im think a batman theme, the mask, ears and black leather thong with the boots and the cape. Obviously they will need a few changes though... Okay whose first, come closer now boys, dont be scared....

[loobie]

Pinky, do you have lapdancing vacancies left?? I would do some bartop dancing but when I attempted that in my drunken student days I nearly got my hand caught in the fan!! So to save you on an insurance claim I'll stick to the laps if you'll have me!!!

[PinkFizz]

Drugs policy - the more the merrier!! (ahem.......)

Foot not too bad hun .

China - what time are you auditioning all these strippers?? Joby wants to watch !

[nat_84]

*Steps off stage....*

Mrs Pinky... I appreciate that you're an extremely great and understanding manager and all, but how can i earn my monies if there are no men in the gaff???

Maybe you and china should organise some Promotional material to get in some man beef?

[netibiza]

I'm an old woman who can move a bit, great at dancing the "twist", would love to lapdance but fear couldn't get off the lap as knees a bit weak, and if a stripper, is the music long enough for me to undo me corset? Can lift hem of skirt to reveal bazooms (44dd). I await in anticipation.

[PinkFizz]

Nat - dont you worry hun - you're only practising this afternoon - the place will be heaving with male totty tonight!!

[mike42]

ok well take seventy thirty cut and only allow the legal ones .

[nat_84]

oh loobie you can join me, thats if pinky allows it.... i'm bored dancing with no company and no men around!!

[China Doll]

Drugs policy is that we're the main dealers Mike... I don't want anyone else muscling in... that alright boss? There's a safe in my office with everything you'll need.

I'm going to need some more bouncers boss. If any likely lads turn up can you send them over for interviewing... I need to go smile sweetly at some punters now.

[PinkFizz]

Nice one Mike !

Could all the men gather round Coyote Gorgeous and tha lapdancers as they want to practise!

[spk]

FMS are you interested in stripping yourself?

[mike42]

ok china my mate tyson will join us as a bouncer if your nor racist hes a top boy.

[China Doll]

Joby... auditioning in half an hour or so hopefully. Spk will need to be there to take measurements, I'm loving your costume ideas...

[n00dles]

Well I can work earlies or lates, Pink...need the dosh, so will work as many hours as required...

Good at remembering peeps drinks, so if you have anyone off sick can stand in at the bar...

[spk]

Joby, dont be shy Im very gentle :O)

[China Doll]

He's going to need to come over for an interview and lift his T-Shirt Mike... I trust your recommendation but I need to see the goods for myself.

[nat_84]

So what time do us strippers start and finish?

Am i allowed to do a strip out of my Leonardo-Teenage Mutant-NInja-Turtles costume on Halloween Night...please boss?

[mike42]

yeah not bad maybee a b**b job eh.

[PinkFizz]

netibiza - souns fine hun!! Spk is doing costumes so you nay need to give her a shout!

[China Doll]

B**b job?