into the jungle?

[crete]

you are going into the jungle like the current t v programme, which 4 abers would you choose to go with you and why?

[Buenchico]

Hmm. A lot of posts but not many answers to the original question.

So who would I choose to be stranded in the jungle with?

Here goes:

1. Mimififi because of her wonderful sense of humour.

2. Clanad because he's incredibly intelligent and, as an airline pilot, he might have been taught a few things about survival techniques.

3. BuildersMate because he ought to have some useful practical skills and . . .

4. DannyDingBat because he's a solicitor and I'd want somebody to work out who I could sue for everything that happens to me!

Chris

[dunaplimsoll]

Oops...last time I looked Buildersmate was a female!!

[dunaplimsoll]

Theland would definitely be going if whiffey was, wasn't the whiffster busted last night posting as the bible basher on another thread about conservatories?

[Buenchico]

BuildersMate is female? Even better!

Chris

[dunaplimsoll]

ROFL @ Buenchico !!!

[brachiopod]

What about Wardy? Would he parachute-in two days after everyone else as one of those 'surprise entries'? At least he'd bring the papers with him - even if it is the Daily Mail ;o)

Boo, nettie and littleoldme would also have to be there too, of course, as they would bring two wine cellars and half a distillery between them as their luxury items.
chinadoll would just bring her curiosity.

We'd also want picks! (inapickle), as he'd keep us all going in the dark moments.

Clanad and buildersmate I'm afraid I can't possibly consider - I fear that between them, they would construct some flying contraption that would take out Ant & Dec, most of the camera crew and some of the meeja [sic]types as it is launched beyond the 400 yds� to which we are confined and getting us all evicted in the process.....

...then again, maybe that's not really such a bad thing.

[adar]

what brings you these quarters brachiopod?have you got a tracker on Clanad? i'm sure he'd manage to roll,yaw and pitch his way to a substantial meal lol.

[brachiopod]

I know! Me in B&S!!

The question originally appeared briefly (and accidentally) in science or news or somewhere, and curiosity got the better of me - so I took a deep breath, and ventured my way in here through the mists and aromatic oils, past the corner with the love-lorn teenagers in it, past those funny people with the Tarot cards, avoiding the lady bawling into her hanky and muttering something about men being bar stewards (or something like that, anyway) until I found this thread.
And having made my contribution, I shall now leave. (Though I might get a few of those joss-sticks on my way out)

[brachiopod]

PS. Who's the old geezer I caught sight of on the way out? He was just the other side of that set of nacreous gates - big beard, white hair. He was chatting to another old guy with a big clipboard.....?

[adar]

ah! you,ve been brushing the high atmosphere's
hope you said a quick hello for me ,you didn,t see my name in that so book by chance did you?
not to be condemned to AB if it can be helped
you once told me theirs no parole here'
lend me your rock hammer will you ????

[crete]

many thanks everyone for a wee giggle last night,