Neighbour knicknames

[Athley]

Following on from the jogging sausage dog man and the garden pi**ers - have you got neighbours who you've never spoken to but only know them by the knicknames you've given them?

:o)

[tradey]

yep weve got one we call stinky pete

[serendipity1]

"the ones at the end" is the one that i remember most not funny or anything i know but

[redcrx]

the neighbours over the road were nicknamed 'wayne and waynetta' from the day they moved in :)

[redcrx]

where i used to work there was a drunk who we called weeble, because he wobbled but never fell down :)

[serendipity1]

ooh and "the green helmet man " a guy with a scooter who we used to think was a perv cause he used to look at us girls , and we were only about 10.

[Athley]

We've got:
The Garden Pi**ers - cos she squatted for a pee in garden.
Poodleman - cos he has 2 poodles.
Tom Thumb - cos he's small and can't reach the top of his car to wash it but does it every Sunday.
His wife - Rulab - she has one of those number plates thats supposed to spell out her name but it says RULAB!
Posh and Becks - they don't talk to anyone and have a gardener, painter and decorator, cleaner, car washer etc.
Shopping Bag Man - cos he walks past everyday at the same time with a canvas shopping bag.
Home Alone - cos his wife is always out.
Plumberman - cos we've never seen him in anything other than green plumbing overalls.
Snottybird - cos she was a bit rude to my mum once - cow!
Catman - cos he leaves his garage door open for cats to sleep in there and leaves food out.
The Cult - a family of some kind of religious sect we saw a van with the sects name on and googled it.
Shedbloke - cos he goes in his shed at 3 in the morning where he has the internet set up!!
Good grief - I need to move!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[luna-tic]

Yes;There's "Mr.Jumper" because no matter how hot it is he always wears the most ridiculous amount of clothing.I was walking home one evening and had to take my jacket off because the weather was so mild and twenty feet in front of me was Mr. Jumper with a thick padded jacket on,gloves,hat and dark glasses in the dark.

[unruliejulie]

we have merv sometimes known as fester!!!!

[Athley]

I'm wondering now whether all the people I have given names to have probably given me and my husband names too!!!!

[WoWo]

The people next door to us are fantastic, we have never spoken to them other than to smile and say hello but we know every detail of their lives.

They are constantly having blazing rows at all hours so we get to know all their business.

It's provided some fantastic entertainment after the pub on Friday and Saturday nights and also provided us with some great catchphrases including ....

"my baby, my poor baby"
"You've destroyed my life you 'av"
"All this, all these scratches over a little screw"

Last week the bloke was pulling the place apart looking for his bank book because she has stolen it from him so he can't leave.

Better than Eastends it is, can't wait for the Christmas episode.

[fairy!]

One side is Dr Evil & the kid at the other side is Pugsley (outta the Adams Family)

[4getmenot]

Me and redcrx had a bloke who would stand across the road all morning watching traffic go by, he looked like a big toad, so he was just the toad man. He�s dead now :-(

[Athley]

Oh I forgot

Barbies grandmother - she looks OK from a distance but up close has a very old face with bright blonde hair.

[ummmm]

Only the doctor who lives next door but one, we call him hopalong cause he has a limp. He always knocks on my door if he needs any work done. He calls me Carol (not my name) 'Hi Carol, I was wondering if you know any chippy's'

You know I know chippy's you fool, I lived with one for years!!!

[Athley]

I hope toadman didn't get squashed by the traffic 4getmenot!!!

Fill us in after Christmas WoWo on your neighbours goings on - brilliant.

I just remembered my old neighbour - we did know him he has passed away now bless him but he was at first merv the swerve - cos he used to reverse his car out of the drive without looking (he was 92!!) and then he became merv the perv - cos I could hear his porn channel through the wall on a Saturday afternoon!!! At least I think it was the porn channel - either that or he was a very active 92 yr old!!

[makemesmile]

Have recently moved and as yet, have no names for people, but the village I used to live in was full of them....

The Clampets, couple next door (they have a garden full of 'things' including an iron bed stead and a 'council' dog) or if just referring to Mrs Clampet - 'Er with the face (never smiles)

Or an odd couple that walk around alot (no idea why) Blob and Stick (one v fat, one v thin)

There's the bloke who cleans the pub windows "Tourets Window cleaner" - who for some reason makes strange noises at passing cars.

The Custodians - an upstandingpillarofthecommunity couple, who seem to have a hand in all the village clubs/associations.

[4getmenot]

Oh my god I never thought of that! Maybe someone scraped him up and he was all dried up and hard. :-( He should have found one of those toad crossing signs to make sure it was safe to cross.

[JOEYGREEN]

The only one I can think of is a guy we call 'sloppy lips'. He's a bit weird and always looks into our house. He's got these big fat floppy wet lips (urrgh!).

[arburgirl]

we have one that we call Mark Fowler, as he looks like mark from eastenders. Mr. Personality, as the man himself hasn't got one. then the tellytubbies, cos theyre both so fat. and the lady next door which i simply refer to as that miserable old cow, and my partner automatically knows who I mean.
My dad used to call an old man who walked by our house each day in a long grey mac, a flat cap. and had a face that looked like a gurner: Bognor Regis ! goodness knows why though.

[arburgirl]

oh, just remembered "Wellyman" as the bloke wears wellys with the tops turned down, even in the really hot summer months, to cut his lawn, whats sadder is that we stand behind the net curtains just to watch him go to and fro across the lawn !