i feel really ill!
i have diarhriauioiu (never know the spelling)
i have fever
i am vomiting
i am dehydrated
this started after i hadmy tea tonight so i guess the illness is foodborne, but i dont want this as an answer, in fact, i dont want any answers, i just want people to leave a comment to make me feel better,
Oh bobb, you poor old thing, that sounds horrible. what ever did you eat for tea - can't be blamed on too much NYE now, so guess you're right in thinking you've got food poisoning.
Try and keep some fluids going in and take it very easy and we'll just hope it all goes away quickly
sorry to be serious but food poisoning takes 4hrs after food to show symptons, half of the sunny south here have a virus with the same condition of you, just try to drink as much liquid as you can.........
but in the meantime...............
have you thought of an internet point by your toilet, this may help pass the time
Oh come on you guys, nothing can be as dangerous as a KFC!
Buckets full of sinewy chicken (heads if you are lucky) coupled with value watery beans, suspect coleslaw and lardy chips. All served by your spotty, unhelpful chav.
McDonalds is the Ritz compared to KFC in our city.....see here. http://www.herefordtimes.com/search/display.va r.943537.0.kfcs_slippery_floor_and_dirt_in_kit chen.php
hi people, i'm starting to feel better now, but ive still got grotesque diarrhoea and adominal cramps. no vomitus since 4am, so all is well.
i had this montser beef steak at 8pm, and i started to feel ill around midnight, so im takign it as red as this beefy substance was cause to my downfall.
yuk, i think i think i might be a vegetarian now... much more easier.
Hmmm, a lot of people tend to get ill at this time of year. Are you sure your not eating out of date food. A lot of food at this time of year is nearing its sell by date. As most places shut through xmas, your left with food thats been stockpiled in warehouses and then shipped from place to place to suit demand.
You dont live near when them flying spiders escaped do you?
I had a KFC on christmas eve and that was the biggest mistake of my life. ruined my whole xmas and now just the thought of that greasy rubbish makes me feel ill. I know how you're feeling Bob.
If you're not worried about a few bad words (well a lot actually) have a look at holymoly.co.uk and browse the menu on the left hand side. go the C Corner, it will make you feel much much better. it's veyr funny.