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how is your day???
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do you ever have one of those days......
here's mine so far
1. after a night of little sleep, i know how you imsomniacs must feel now, i got up at 7am, after a 30 minute nap, only to wake up annoyed
2, me better half, then nagged me for burning the carpet last night, me superglued bit did not cover the burn
3. i get me bike out out, to discover a broken spoke, again, and i have no spares, so cant ride the scenic 30 miles after work
4. i forget me ID. card, so have to go home again
5. me mate, at work, describes the great time he had at the hen party's party. who we met last night in the pub,after i decided to be sensible and go home. though his hangover and wrath of his wfe, made me smile, as did their nurse outfits
6. a foolish delivery driver decides to alter the staff car's bodywork, 10 pages of paperwork to now fill in
7. on the ferry, i met the girl i should have married 18 years ago, if i had of not decided to by a motorbike, and she was more charming now, than ever, and has a larger chest than i remember. so felt more foolish
8. i was rudely interupted at work, during jeremy kyle, by being asked if i would like to volunteer to go to afganistan for 4 months, though at the moment it seems a good idea, at least it would help cure me of AB addiction
merely insignificant, to most peoples problems, i know, but i'm fed up, and me finger still throbs
no sympathy please, well maybe a little,
just tell how bad your day is
or something to make me smile again
i going to lock meself in the garage, listen to planet rock and twiddle with me aircooled beauty, (vw,beetle)
here's mine so far
1. after a night of little sleep, i know how you imsomniacs must feel now, i got up at 7am, after a 30 minute nap, only to wake up annoyed
2, me better half, then nagged me for burning the carpet last night, me superglued bit did not cover the burn
3. i get me bike out out, to discover a broken spoke, again, and i have no spares, so cant ride the scenic 30 miles after work
4. i forget me ID. card, so have to go home again
5. me mate, at work, describes the great time he had at the hen party's party. who we met last night in the pub,after i decided to be sensible and go home. though his hangover and wrath of his wfe, made me smile, as did their nurse outfits
6. a foolish delivery driver decides to alter the staff car's bodywork, 10 pages of paperwork to now fill in
7. on the ferry, i met the girl i should have married 18 years ago, if i had of not decided to by a motorbike, and she was more charming now, than ever, and has a larger chest than i remember. so felt more foolish
8. i was rudely interupted at work, during jeremy kyle, by being asked if i would like to volunteer to go to afganistan for 4 months, though at the moment it seems a good idea, at least it would help cure me of AB addiction
merely insignificant, to most peoples problems, i know, but i'm fed up, and me finger still throbs
no sympathy please, well maybe a little,
just tell how bad your day is
or something to make me smile again
i going to lock meself in the garage, listen to planet rock and twiddle with me aircooled beauty, (vw,beetle)
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