Again!

[lifeandsold]

My wife thinks I am having an affair. Simple as that. I am cheating on her and I must leave. Although I am in fact NOT cheating on her!

[boro1986]

Hows the secretary

[nat_84]

Is there any reason for her to suspect that you are...?

[snagged]

...if she has made her mind up you may as well cheat!...

[makemesmile]

Are you just telling us or asking for help/advice?

[redcrx]

stay then and prove your innocence

[boro1986]

I remember last week we tried to help and you were been a clever cnut so as far as i am concerned she is better off without you.

[RATTER15]

Do you have children?

[Tiny E. A]

What do you want us to say? I'm sure it's a very stressful and annoying situation. What do you yourself think you should do about it?

[Panic Button]

Newmantoday?

[ummmm]

ha ha boro....I said that yesterday and got told off.

[boro1986]

what did u say hun

[Champagne]

All men are liars and cheats so she's probably right.

Trade her in for a younger, prettier blonde. Prove me right.

[Miss Inquiry]

Pa____ul, I honestly used to be a private detective, one woman called us monthly to investigate her husband, the poor man was simply playing golf with this friends. Month in month out she called and wasted loads of money with us proving time and time again he was not cheating. Some women get it into their heads and just will not believe anything else. It was actually quite sad.

[Panic Button]

That's what you say, Miss Inquiry, but I happen to know it was YOU having the affair with him. Golf? Hah!

[ummmm]

That he asks questions then goes into other threads and gives out grief....it was your question boro???

Oh and I said

yada yada yada yada

[boro1986]

Well Ummmm i think your his mistress and sending him pure filth via e mails ha ha

[zimzam]

Buy the secretary a box of chocs. You can't have a leg over and be expected not to be found out.

[oopsydoopsy]

I think it is rather rude that, in an hour and three quarters, he hasn't even had the courtesy to acknowledge anyone's questions or answers. Even if you knock off the two minutes it may have taken him to sh@g his secretary, it is still rather rude IMHO. :-)