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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out
after a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years
earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, the husband left Minnesota
and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down
the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer
in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email
address and, without realising his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned
home from her husband�s funeral. He was a minister who had
a heart-attack and died. The widow decided to check her
e-mails, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room and saw the computer
screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16,2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails
to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked
in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here.
after a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years
earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, the husband left Minnesota
and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down
the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer
in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email
address and, without realising his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned
home from her husband�s funeral. He was a minister who had
a heart-attack and died. The widow decided to check her
e-mails, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room and saw the computer
screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16,2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails
to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked
in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here.
mmm, i do see your point boo.
and if you add to that, the assertion that he was not a popular person because he had strong opinions and the use of the the phrase "bought the farm", woven into almost a little joke, to describe the loss of her husband - today - i am slightly dubious now too....
if this is some kind of sick joke, then poor kev!
and if you add to that, the assertion that he was not a popular person because he had strong opinions and the use of the the phrase "bought the farm", woven into almost a little joke, to describe the loss of her husband - today - i am slightly dubious now too....
if this is some kind of sick joke, then poor kev!
Naz, I was not offended personally but I was thinking about a wife who may have viewed your joke. I am new and don't know people here or their humour but I was considering a widow who may have read it. I was not attacking you as I loved the joke when I first read it a long time ago. If I am not able to share my views I will take care to answer/reply to your posts in future. I apologise because I was not offended but thought of the wife who may have viewed it. Sorry Naz.