Colonel Aprilis, that is rather a fetching reddish, twirlish moustache that you are sporting. However, is the monocle not situated in the wrong eye? And I rather think that your Sam-Browne is not up to the usual shiny standards. Haruuumph, we shall disregard these laxities for the present time assuming that in the future a higher standard of presentment, reflecting an officer and a gentlewoman, shall be achieved. Otherwise, jolly good show, pip-pip, as you were, and "There Will Always Be An England.".....Marching stiffly erect with swagger-stick slapping well formed thighs.