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The WORST thing EVER
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Something unbelievable had happened to me, and there is no-one I can tell. It might give some people a few cheap laughs though on a slow Wednesday.
To give you a setting, I'm in a busy office at work. I just popped into the only gents toilet that we have, containing 2 urinals and a cubicle. One of the urinals was busy, so I stepped into the cubicle, thinking that as well as having a p1ss I could also free up my boxers that were bunched rather uncomfortably around my upper thighs. So i pulled my trousers down, and smoothed them out. Then I started having a **** (with trousers round ankles which is an odd thing in itself), and as I was doing it, I started looking around and reading the back of an air feshner.
Suddenly, the awful thing happened. I realised that rather than p1ssing into the toilet, I had managed to somehow catch a bit of my boxers that were standing out a bit. I had been urinating for quite a while, and it was only when they were saturated that I noticed because my leg suddenly became wet. Worse, most of the p1ss had accumulated in my trousers which are still bunched around my ankles. I really have no idea how I couldn't have noticed this, but i'm now in a situation where my trousers and boxers are soaked.
Panicking, I tried drying them off with toilet paper, and flapping my trousers around, but I used so much paper, that I've blocked the toilet, and the flush has left it dangerously close to 'overflow'.
I emerged 15 minutes after going in with a blocked toilet and trousers still soaking wet. This is the worst day ever.
To give you a setting, I'm in a busy office at work. I just popped into the only gents toilet that we have, containing 2 urinals and a cubicle. One of the urinals was busy, so I stepped into the cubicle, thinking that as well as having a p1ss I could also free up my boxers that were bunched rather uncomfortably around my upper thighs. So i pulled my trousers down, and smoothed them out. Then I started having a **** (with trousers round ankles which is an odd thing in itself), and as I was doing it, I started looking around and reading the back of an air feshner.
Suddenly, the awful thing happened. I realised that rather than p1ssing into the toilet, I had managed to somehow catch a bit of my boxers that were standing out a bit. I had been urinating for quite a while, and it was only when they were saturated that I noticed because my leg suddenly became wet. Worse, most of the p1ss had accumulated in my trousers which are still bunched around my ankles. I really have no idea how I couldn't have noticed this, but i'm now in a situation where my trousers and boxers are soaked.
Panicking, I tried drying them off with toilet paper, and flapping my trousers around, but I used so much paper, that I've blocked the toilet, and the flush has left it dangerously close to 'overflow'.
I emerged 15 minutes after going in with a blocked toilet and trousers still soaking wet. This is the worst day ever.
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Right. I'm completely dry and well aired now. There is no issue with stain, and I've employed my Febreeze plan. There is no discerbible smell from that either, as i doused my tousers in McDonalds and then walked it off again. I'm going to get away with this.
I would buy new trousers, but I'm wearing a suit with a faint pin stripe to it. There's no way I could change without people asking me why....
I would buy new trousers, but I'm wearing a suit with a faint pin stripe to it. There's no way I could change without people asking me why....
hahahaaha i love it , it could of been worse i dont know how i thought bad stuff like that only happened to me , i ran over a stinger at a exclusive club and thought the stinger would go down as my car passed !!!
yep the blimin stinger stayed and i got 4 yes 4 punctures was mortified plus it was very exspensive
yep the blimin stinger stayed and i got 4 yes 4 punctures was mortified plus it was very exspensive
