Worst Pain Ever ?

[johnutar]

Stealing questions from Talk Sport but what is the worst pain you have ever sufferred??

Mine is the stomach cramps I get BEFORE (not during) offloading an 18 wheeler which normally involve me gripping the sides of the bath panel and sink!

I know, a doctors visit is probably wise.

[bowiefreak]

you havnt experience labour then lol

[Panic Button]

Childbirth is apparently like ******** a pineapple

[pug100]

We've ALL experienced Labour over the last 10 years ;-)

[hau kola]

I have to second bowiefreak.I think the worst after that was an ear infection when my ear drum burst,i cried like a baby.

[Thrasher1504]

Ever caught yer wotsit in your zip?

Thats why they we boys get our mummy's to sew buttons on

lolzors :)

[johnutar]

I know this will appear ignorant in the extreme which I know some AB's are not afraid of being but I wondered how long it would be before childbirth would appear as we menfolk have no comeback to this answer and therefore case is closed and job done as far as lassies are concerned with this question. Ok what is the pain you have suffered OTHER THAN CHILDBIRTH pleash.

[sleepy1]

giving birth is the worst pain ............

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, worst pain i have suffered is when i broke my collar bone. Every time i moved it hurt.
Pregancy isnt painful. You supposed to get used to it after a couple of seconds...

[rasmus]

An ear infection when my eardrum burst.

[nuoyg]

MrBen5 - you ok taking a break from all your big manly newsreading??!

[topbird]

Stubbed toe. Nuff said.

[Goodsoulette]

I think labour shouldnt be allowed on this thread, I do know a woman who said getting shot was not as bad as labour.

The worse pain I have experienced other than that is sciatica which was due to pregnancy Im afraid and then there was the falling off my shoes and cracking my lady bits on the edge of a toilet in a nightclub. I had fractured my pelvis and I sobbed over an hour before I would let anyone come anywhere near me to take me to hospital.

[Panic Button]

Never experienced it, but apparently renal colic, or kidney stones moving down the urethra, is about the worst pain you can suffer.

[johnutar]

Standing on a 3 pin plug - ouch. Anyway, they give you stacks of drugs for childbirth. Probably only chaffs abit then ha ha.

[johnutar]

Goodsoulette - I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing!

[MrBen5]

I agree with goodsoulette, labour sohuldnt be allowed on this thread as its not very painful.
Its more painful standing on a drawing pin...

[ELVIS68]

The morning after eating a Phall curry

[radiogaga]

torn ligaments. ouch
jammed fingers, funk
getting teeth knocked out with rounders bat. poor boyfriend
hair being pulled outa ma scalp. fight when 9 years old. boohoo.
c - section ooooh the stiches after yelp....

[bigmamma]

I think when you are in pain , no matter what is causing it , at the time it's always the worse pain ever eh?

[Shadow Man]

Being stabbed by a terrorist, sorry a muslim wasn't much fun. Especially when the saw edged dagger embedded itself in bone.