Sinkers

[Champagne]

This is a horrible subject I know, but this morning I went into the bathroom after my flatmate and noticed that she had left 3 rather large 'sinkers' in the toilet.

Now, this happened some time ago on the same morning when my other flatmates' boyfriend had stayed over. At that time I'd assumed it was him that had caused it, as surely they were far too large to come out of any woman.

I am now shocked that Kat could produce something so mighty. She is 5'2" and a size 6 for God's sake!!

Is it normal for a woman of her size to produce something so enormous? Do you think this could be the reason why she is so tiny? And what's wrong with her diet to have sinkers in the first place?

[Hellyon]

My son, when 5, didn't like doing a pooh and would hold on for days sometimes, he'd then do some real 'pan carckers' and it was simply impossible to believe that such a tiny child could produce a third of his bodyweight in pooh!

[Richkent]

This post has had me in stitches, I made the mistake of clicking on the ratemypoo link.... That was nasty. Can you take a photo of your proud flat mate with her brown baby boy, posing like an angler with a prize catch? Just an after thought, have you got a waste disposal unit in your kitchen sink then all she would need is a little set of steps to climb up there and hey presto, problem solved!