Sinkers

[Champagne]

This is a horrible subject I know, but this morning I went into the bathroom after my flatmate and noticed that she had left 3 rather large 'sinkers' in the toilet.

Now, this happened some time ago on the same morning when my other flatmates' boyfriend had stayed over. At that time I'd assumed it was him that had caused it, as surely they were far too large to come out of any woman.

I am now shocked that Kat could produce something so mighty. She is 5'2" and a size 6 for God's sake!!

Is it normal for a woman of her size to produce something so enormous? Do you think this could be the reason why she is so tiny? And what's wrong with her diet to have sinkers in the first place?

[leylander]

why can,t your flatmate use a public toilet and pass the problem on to someone else ?

[4getmenot]

Could always get one of these stylish toilet roll dolls so no-one notices the turds because theyw ill be amazed that it covers toilet paper. :-O

http://www.craftbits.com/images/48_main_toilel adycover.jpg

[Goodsoulette]

Fair point John but my marmite muffin didnt look very appetising after that,

[Pirate1]

Hasn't anyone ever heard of a 'plunger'? It's what they are made for! I have one next to both toilets and expect everyone to use it if necessary! However there is definately a knack to using it. Never push first......... gently place over hole, push gently and then pull against the suction. See? Years of practice!

[4getmenot]

but surely a plunger just sucks it up. its got to be pushed down there somehow.

[Pirate1]

Otherwise you get an eyeful! Yuk!!!!!!!!

[Pirate1]

No. It kinda of breaks it up and then swishes away. Perhaps you have to be there ...........................

[4getmenot]

eeeeeeugggggh

[Pirate1]

Sorry! Just trying to help!! Won't mention another word on the subject!

[leylander]

can your flatmate not use a public toilet and give someone else the problem ?

[Beanmistriss]

Get a bucket of water, flush and pour at the same time. That'll fix em!

[mccfluff]

i'm crying literally crying at this one, everyone in the office things i've gone mad, i think it was the marmite muffin that set me off :-)

[Slooow_Jo]

I honestly do feel for ya champagne I find it hard enough to cope with the rabbit droppings my 6 year old leaves behind when he forgets to flush :-/
But.... I have noticed that the said rabbit droppings dont half stink!!!

[Pirate1]

Are you not sharing this with everyone in your office mccfluff?

[Champagne]

Is there an echo in here leylander?

The bucket of water may be the best answer. Thing is, I know I won't be able to watch the event so it would inevitably end up with me looking the other direction and then pouring the bucket of water all over the bathroom floor.

Then i'd be left with Rod, Jane & Freddy (the 3 turds) openly mocking me PLUS a gallon of water to mop up.

I'm wondering if leaving them to soak in industrial strength bleach might help to disintegrate them....

[Champagne]

And on that note I'm off to get some lunch. *hehe*

[Pirate1]

No, the bleach won't work. Tried that!

[Shadow Man]

You should photograph it and send it to "rate my poo"

http://ratemypoo.com/

Not for the squeamish.

[4getmenot]

oh my god shadowman!!!! that is rank, I dont know whether I dare look at others

[Champagne]

I'm not even going to try and open that website from work!!

Do you think I should take a picture of the culprit too? I'm bound to extra votes that way. Nobody would ever believe that somebody so petite could have something so big inside them!

I swear to God, after she went to the loo this morning she must've dropped 3 stone.