A bit of a dilemma.....

[blu3wave]

I have a HUGE crush on a married man, he says his wife is boring him to death, and he's ready to pack his bags and computer and move out as soon as I give him the go ahead!
I don't care much about his wife, she's an ignoramus and obviously doesn't have a clue about all of this....anyway, she'll live.
So, what do I do? All opinions welcome! :)

[Pippa68]

I have a HUGE crush on you Octavius.

Will you marry me?

[joko]

"HHRGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNHH! .... *gasp* Gnnngnnnhhhaaaaaaaaaahh! "

*pheeew*

Nope... It's no good, I cannot muster up a toss to give....

[blu3wave]

Nothing wrong with discussing and planning a marriage you know. Its a big BIG event. Talking about it is healthy but it doesnt mean its definite.
We talk about loads of other things like what we had for lunch or dinner and sports so its not surprising that marriage and his half packed suitcase comes up too.

He sleeps with his socks on, shoes and a suit tucked under the bed. Like I said, I may order him to move out any day, anytime now.

[Octavius]

Of course Pip, are you a donkey?

It�s a big event now apparently, it used to be no real biggie. But that was lots of posts ago.

[ermintrude35]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HptQ8i1kEz4

[Pippa68]

No, not a donkey.

However I can only pack one sock into a suitcase every couple of days. Oh, and I have to divorce Mr P who knows absolutely nothing about this, as he is an ignoramus.

I had a conversation with him about stabbings the other day, so maybe I'll do that. No biggie.

[Octavius]

Wait for my order though, won�t you.

[gleaveyweave]

LOL at pippa and Octavius!!!
blu3wave, sorry but you are a moron and you give women a bad name - go back to your homework.

[Mammar]

You go ahead and follow your dreams, girl!


For all the rest of you, I am opening odds on the following likely outcomes:-
1) He gets fed up of wearing socks in bed and gives up the chase waiting for the "order" to come
2) He tires of all the excitement and goes back to his "ignoramus" wife
3) Life in the Bluewave/Adulterer household is just peachy until he sees the next child in a gymslip who is calling Bluewave an ignoramus
4) we all go onto a more rivetting thread

Cash, please, to .........................

[Beads]

How funny are you. I can't make out if you're a fibber or mad!

[Preggie_Sam]

I agree with Boo - how can you say you dont care about this women?? What goes around comes around - he will do the same to you, and you no what - you'll deserve it.

[blu3wave]

thnks everyone, your input was interesting to read,but I laughed most of the times too as too many answers were rubbish!! Anyway, he finally finished packing the one suitcase and is onto suitcase no 2. So far so good, everything's going according to plan.

[jackthehat]

.............and only another 8 postings to go (after this) to reach your holy grail of postings numbers, eh, ruskie..........

.........enjoy.

What permutation next from your febrile little mind ?

[blu3wave]

Not now, I'm thinking over the next step in our plan....