Only one toilet in mine

[4getmenot]

When living in a house with only one toilet in the bathroom has anyone ever been caught short while someones in the bath and had to wee elsewhere?
I couldn't quite think of any toilet lyrics for the header so you got a bit of whitney :-)

[johnlambert]

Yeah, my wife was in the bath in our first house and I had to ahem ask her to leave for about 20 minutes until it was safe for her to return :-$

[4getmenot]

I really wouldnt have returned

[effervescenc]

Yeah. I just wee in the sink in my room!

[johnlambert]

I went for a jog a couple of weeks ago and got "caught short" and had to run into my nearest BP garage, I now always carry some tissue when I go for a run ;-(

[4getmenot]

oh no you dont effer thats so wrong, do you wash in that sink?

[tiny e.a]

Yes, but luckily I live above a shop who have an outside toilet accessible from round the back of my house so I sneak in there now and again, although the owners of the shop aren't too impressed when they catch me!

[4getmenot]

The only reason I ask is I was in bath lastnight when my bloke knocked on the door asking if he could come in, I said no because was shaving my legs and then he said he needed a wee so I said no you don�t thinking he was just trying to get in then the next thing I hear this tinkling just outside the door and I came out to see a blackcurrant squash bottle but the contents looked more like apple juice!!

[whiffey_1]

Your bloke's a pikey !

[redcrx]

thats gross!!!

Doesnt he know where keys to mine are? He couldve gone in there (As long as he flushes, cos last person left wee in there til I checked on flat 3 weeks later)

[4getmenot]

I said to him use your flat and he reckoned that someone might turn up and wonder what he's doing

[whiffey_1]

Look at us, we know each other, hello, everyone. We know each other.

[raysparx1]

Ah the freedom of weeing in the garden pitch black nobody about winky free to breathe in some fresh air, what a lovely sense of not a care in the world.

[johnlambert]

whiffey_1
They are sisters you buffoon

[redcrx]

nope sorry. whiffey_1. Ive never heard of you!

[whiffey_1]

And boy don't they play on it !

[4getmenot]

thats because unlike you I have a family that loves me :-)

[redcrx]

thats playing on it?

What a strange life you must have! :)

[4getmenot]

what do you reckon lambert irrelevent answers?

[johnlambert]

absolutly

[whiffey_1]

You two are so sad, you constantly make references to the fact that you know each other, sisters whatver. It's so sad ! Reporting ? How sad ! Removing something because you dislike it.