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Inner peace, this works, (trust me)

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johnlambert | 13:43 Wed 29th Aug 2007 | Body & Soul
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By following the simple advice I heard on a TV chat show doctor I have finally found inner peace. His advice was as follows " The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started but haven't yet finished"
So this morning I finished off..........................a bottle of Merlot,a bottle of Tia Maria, a packet of knick knacks, a packet of chocolate chip hob nobs, the remainder of my old prozac and valium prescriptions, the rest of the chocolate fudge cake and a tub of clotted cream. You have no idea how good I feel, the man is a fricking genius.
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Excellent, I must finish off that bottle of vodka.....
Hmmm, i still havent found a girlfriend yet...
That's so funny! :oD

I'll be back later - I'm off for a mooch round to find my inner peace!
You just reminded me john, i've got a bottle of 'Spitfire' in the fridge that needs liberating, and i'm going to thoroughly enjoy it now, give yourself three stars.
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My life is full of stars Lonnie, you can have these,
and enjoy your 'Spitfire' mucker

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