women .

[legend758duo]

ive just been chilling today.
thinking.
now women are lovely.
beautiful creatures indeed.
created to keep man company.
do his bidding , cleaning , cooking , etc.
but over the last century theyve slowly started to think for themselves.
something which has shockked successive generations of males.
now do you think that if women were just to stat at home cooking and cleaning and sewing curtains etc that it would be a better world we live in
thered be lots of jobs for guys to sit in offices.
with no women there thered be no flirting time wasting etc.
no office romances either wasting company time.
extending this to other workplaces it would reduce the dole ques to zero.
obviously women wouldnt get dole money as they wouldnt be workers , so they couldnt be unemployed then.
theres always some cleaning or ironing to be done isnt there?
mothers always being home the kids would be looked after by their mother.
no kids roaming the streets.
oh what a wonderful world it would be.

OH IF WOMEN ONLY KNEW THEIR LIMITS AND STUCK TO LOOKING AFTER THEIR MENFOLK : - )

[legend758duo]

btw if anyone wants me im hidding in the cupboard under the stairs , well it worked for harry potter.

btw


dont tell the women ok ????? : - )

[cazzz1975]

yeah but all those milkman/window cleaner romances would start again with the bored housewives

[China Doll]

What a great idea, I see nothing controversial about that at all. I don't know what you're worried about.

[legend758duo]

anyone remember the soap powder inthe window trick??

a box of omo

or daz on the windowsill

omo old mans out or daz dadz away lol

how many women used that trick ??

[Miss Random]

Lol @ leggy.....
trouble with your theory matey.....
A hard man is good to find....or is it the other way around?
Missy

[cazzz1975]

these days all the milkmen arent a day under 70,

I agree with some of your points tho leg, its how a lot of people my age were raised, a lot of kids where I live go to the chip shop after school for their dinner every day

[legend758duo]

i would say ive never had that problem.�
but read wrongly it makes me sound a bit graham norton ish lol


missy where have you been hiding eh mmmeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwww


purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[legend758duo]

where are the mothers?



there are chores to be done.�
get that vacuum out womannnnnnnn

[pastafreak]

If you're still in that cupboard Leg-at least you know where your place is-lol!

[Doc Spock]

Great idea, women are all right in their place but the bu55ers are seldom in it.

[Miss Random]

Hi puddycat, been hiding under a pile of ironing.
Not feeling too well so planning an early night.
Hope you're feeling puuuuuuurrfect!
Missy

[bigmamma]

Sorry to hear that you are not well today missy xxx

[bobtheturkey]

i quite like legend now i keep nodding in agreement at a lot of his posts

[Miss Random]

Hi bigmamma, thank you for that.
Hope you are in top form.
Missy

[Miss Random]

LOL @ Bob.... Leggy is being ironic! He loves the laydeees on here far to much to want to upset them.
Missy

[legend758duo]

me love the laydeees ?
thats preposterous.
why only the other evening i was lambasted for being a nasty orrrible little man ( little my arsze )

i dislike women immensely .

missy cmere puurrrrrrr oh and as for pasta im gonna sccrrrraaarrtch your eyes out.

but gently of course

miaaaooowwwwwwwwwwwww

[legend758duo]

watch this in multi languages

still gets the foot tapping


i wanna se it againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


mmeeeaawwooorrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vr2-NeTjFYkg

M.KNL�N

[bigmamma]

Awww , Legend ...( wipes tears away from eyes ) , I thought you wuvved all of us laydees :-(

[bigmamma]

Great link , how cute were they ! :-)

[HannahRichie]

haha LMAO!
this made me laugh.
"it would be a better world we live in"

it's already PRACTICALY run by men already.
if it was totally run by men,
we'd have civil wars every where, everyday.
due to the size of their ego, and competiveness!