Can I get Caught?

[Ravi.Ramdas]

I have been in engerland for 10 months and I come from the france tunnel in the bus container. my friend pay me money for work in his food shop. i see on tv news i am not allowed to here live. tell me what i to do please. me not want to go back.

[Donkey]

If anyone out there still believes that this whole thread is real then I have pity on them. I could tell this was a wind up from the beginning which is why I have not given one sensible answer. To all those people that moaned at any answers I gave then like I said earlier before it was banned I don't care what you say. This post had hoax written all over it and that is why I posted what I did. I have never heard of an illegal immigrant logging on to the internet all day to tell everyone he is using his bosses computer and he gets �10 a day and give the exact work place where he works.I have now noticed that all the people that moaned at me from the beginning because they felt sorry for Ravioli have now disappeared. The people that realized this was a joke from the beginning as still here and good on them as our answer where as good as anyone else's.

[rod]

well said donkey!!

[Octavius]

Donkey.  With you mate.  I had a couple of bans but am still here.  I got fed up with this thread and I think we should put this one to sleep now, its all getting very dull. 

[natalie_1982]

Donkey for PM!!

[Ravi.Ramdas]

I hurt no-one, I only want to live in your country

[natalie_1982]

I'll strike a deal Ravi, if you can get me a free Pepperoni passion / new yorker / full house every night for the rest of my life, we'll say no more about. With garlic and herb dip of course.

[rod]

ravi we have had a collection amongst the answerbankers and you owe us �50.00!!

[charlotte5]

I cannot believe the amount of narrow-minded, not-in-my-backyard, nature of people on here. Have you never read the good Samaritan? He is honest and is openly admitting he will work hard for the money. I suspect if he could pay tax, he would, and more to the point he is willing to get up off his backside and earn a living. I'd rather have that than the hordes of genuine benfit spongers, many of whom think that the way to increase their income is to have another child. Phillistines!

[Donkey]

I will have what natalie ordered with BBQ dip as well.. Also Ravioli, you must have the best boss he let you sit on his computer all day yesterday telling everyone what he pays you and where you work, you then went to work last night and crashed your bike and when you went to work today you boss let you back on his commuter for a day,

[FP]

Yes, let's please end this thread.  All we are  doing is encouraging this joker and he really isn't worth our time or effort.  Lets have some really good questions to think about on AB and show people using AB for the first time that this site has some intelligent contributors and is worth logging into again. 

[CarolG]

Oh have a day off charlotte5

[Donkey]

charlotte5 read the rest of the thread before you comment ! Oh and the previous comment commuter = computer, typing to fast

[rod]

ravi.radas oops! sorry charlotte5 as my gran would say keep putting fuel on the fire as it will go out ! 

[AB Editor]

The number of posts that have been deleted from this thread grows again. Most of them, ironically, being posts complaining about the number of ridiculous posts on this thread. This is not a chatroom! It's a question and answer site. And -- again -- can I stress that if you don't care for a user's posts, you should ignore them.

[Octavius]

Ravi.Ramdas as you clearly have access to a computer and the internet, I suggest you try.  

http://www.ind.homeoffice.gov.uk/ind/en/home/applying/application_form.html

[buchanan]

But these long, crazy threads are the most entertaining ABEd. Don't you just love all that puffed up outrage? Its fab.  Please only censor offensive stuff not the silly stuff.

Go on, how many did you delete and whats the longest thread EVER EVER?