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[natalie_1982]

What's everyone's favourit joke?

[ICEMANSAV]

Who wants more???

[natalie_1982]

Yay!!

[natalie_1982]

There a blonde, a brunette and a redhead is their third year of secondary school. Which one has the biggest boobs? The blonde - she's 34.

[georgit79]

Me too! My mission in life is to remember at least 3 of these jokes...especially the dwarf one (which I've forgotten already).

[natalie_1982]

There's a man laying on the beach with no arms and no legs, three beautiful women come up and sit with. The first one says "Have you ever been kissed by a woman" the man says no, and she kisses him. The second woman says "Have you ever been touched by a woman?" the man says no, and she proceeds to rub her hands over his body. The third woman says "Have you ever been f**ked by a woman?", the man says no. She says "Well you are now - the tide's coming in".

[ICEMANSAV]

 


Q: Why did Michael Jackson call up Boyz II Men?

A: He thought it was a delivery service.
 
 

[rod]

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender ask him, "You know, a pint goes flat after i draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see I have two brothers .One is in America, the other in Australia, and I`m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we`d drink this way to remember the days we drank together. "The bartender amits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks in the same way. ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints . All the the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don`t want to intrude on your grief, but i wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss. "The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no, "he says, "Everyone`s fine. I`ve just quit drinking."                 

[georgit79]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What are chickens doing wandering around the high street anyway? Do chickens wander?....I'm sorry, the day's drawing on, this always happens to me when I've been at work for 8 hours...

[rod]

&n bsp; gemlins!!!  

[natalie_1982]

What's a gemlin?

[natalie_1982]

Or was that the joke? Look I still don't understand that bloody Butcher's one.

[georgit79]

Yeh Wraith please explain...I know, I know, a joke's not funny if you have to explain it, but surely natalie and I moaning is more annoying??

and the duck one while you're at it

[natalie_1982]

Yeah, and the duck one. Still not too sure I get the nun one, but I think I do but it's just not that funny.

[georgit79]

natalie: are you wondering whether or not it's meant to be dirty but don't want to ask? because I am. I don't think it is, which means it's just not that funny!

[cardboard]

Which one? The nun one is dirty, the duck one isnt

[natalie_1982]

I thought whatever they're doing with the soap is wearing it out. But that still doesn't make it funny.

[natalie_1982]

I just don't get the duck one or the butchers one at all.

[georgit79]

Ok, we admit it, we're dumb! (and I'm blonde!) Tell us!

[fly258]

Ghandi, as we all know, was very humble and refused to wear shoes and had very sore feet.
He ate very rarely and consequently he was constantly weak and hungry and suffered with really bad breath.
In fact you could say he was a �Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis�

[cardboard]

Sorry, as Ive said, I never explain jokes. But the duck one is just one of those daft jokes thats just funny because it is.