Why I fired my secretary

[marval]

I woke up feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, "I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a kiss and say, "Happy birthday dear." I went in to breakfast, and there sat my wife, reading her newspaper, as usual. She didn't say one word. So I got myself a cup of coffee, and thought to myself, "Oh well, she forgot. The kids will sing 'Happy Birthday' and have a nice gift for me." I waited, finally, the kids came running into the kitchen, yelling, " I'm late! Where is my coat? " Feeling more depressed than ever, I left for the office.

When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a great big smile and a cheerful "Happy birthday, boss." She then got me some coffee. Her remembering my birthday made me feel a whole lot better.

Later in the morning, my secretary knocked on my office door and said, "Since it's your birthday, why don't we have lunch together?" "That's a good idea" I said. So we locked the office, I said, "Why don't we drive out of town and have lunch in the country instead of going to the usual place?" So we had a couple of martinis and a nice lunch.

We started driving back to town, when my secretary said, "Why don't we go to my place, and I will fix you another martini." It sounded like a good idea, since we didn't have much to do in the office. So we went to her apartment, and she fixed us some martinis.

After a while, she said, "Excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable," and she left the room.

In a few minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a big birthday cake. Following her were my wife and all my kids.

And there I sat with nothing on but my socks.

[Panic Button]

A little chuckle passed my lips. Thanks.