About time too

[Sqad]

I have had to shout through to mrs sqad TWICE now for my lunch.....she knows that I go to my club and then swim at 12.45 local time.

Plate of anchovies, low fat cheese and tomatoes and yoghurt with fresh strawberries for dessert.

For Pete´s sake.....I don´t ask for much.

[mrs_overall]

Start introducing her to people as" the current Mrs Sqad" - keep her on her toes

[Mamyalynne]

Very salty those anchovies Sqad.

[Sqad]

Mrs_O.....LOL good idea.

[society]

She's not your maid, get it yourself. And while you're at it fix her lunch also. :-)

[Sqad]

mamy....true......very true.........I will mention that to her.

[redcrx]

have you considered getting a little bell to ring, save straining your voice

[rowanwitch]

You'd be wearing you lunch to the club if you tried that with me...

[supersuezy24]

Get it yourself you lazy sod!

[Sqad]

soc.....correct.....if she was my maid, I could sack her for insufficiency, but apparently one can´t do that with a wife.

[Ankou]

she probably ignores you, especially if you only use minced oaths.

try being a man for once. if you need to ask twice, then she probably has someone else in mind.

[Bbbananas]

I despair of you.....

[McMouse]

sqad are you unwell? You've started a thread on the subject of your lunch!

[starone]

It's all very well to be masterful, but you have to be gentle with it. Make her think that she likes it instead of getting her all resentful. Anchovies are not good for your blood pressure, but you should know that. All that salt.

[anneasquith]

maybe she is deaf,,

[Sqad]

McMouse.....I think that I must be.........although it was a bad start to the day when she tried to sneak on leggings to go to breakfast......I quickly despatched her back upstairs to redress ore appropriately.

[society]

LOL McMouse. Next one will be a 'birthday' one. :-)

[Sqad]

soc...LOL

[anneasquith]

leggings !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sqad, is mrs s the same age as you ?

[Sqad]

anne....no....she is ten years younger.

[society]

Geeze Sqad, you sound quite the Master! Do you use a whip too? :-)