Physical attraction

[postage]

Is it easy to sleep with someone that you physically don’t fancy?? Or would you do it for the sake of getting little help from
Them every now and then…

[snags]

''I'd set my sights a bit higher''

A slice of cake and a fag? ;-p

[B00]

oh god yeah, deff the latter, gimme!!!!

[jackthehat]

^Cruel snags !!!

B00 does neither of those things anymore....and a far sunnier disposition she has for it !!

[andy-hughes]

jack -0 have you spurned my kind offer?

I only ask, because the present Mrs Hughes is abroad for a month, so I have a lot of e-mails to send ..... !!!!

[jackthehat]

Sorry, Andy............

'Spurned' seems such a harsh word. And yet...............;o)

[andy-hughes]

How very wounding!

I appreciate I may not be your first choice jack ... but you could be mine!!!

I don't suppose ..... no?


OK then ...

sound of footsteps fading into the distance, accompanied by loud sighing and some muttering under the breath .....

and a loud laugh!!!

[andy-hughes]

She's a hard woman pix ... I find that irreistable!!!

of course, she just hasn't met the right man yet ... that man being me of course ...

(continues propping up bar and talking in a loud voice to enraptured audience of similarly brain-dead neanderthals) ...

For those who don't know me ... or jack ... I am kidding, and she knows it!

[Davethedog]

Andy I think the majority of regulars realise that. However you may tempt Jack to the "dark side"

[jackthehat]

Hard-hearted Hannah...........That's what they call me. ;o)

[andy-hughes]

Dave - it's not the dark side I'm trying to get her to - it's the 'other'side - but she remains resistant to my (considerable!) charms and wooing tactics.

Oh well, faint heart ...

[andy-hughes]

I'll have yours pix!

Right now, any physical contact is fine with me ...!

The present Mrs Hughes is away for four weeks, so the desperation levels can only ratchet up on an hourly basis ......

[joggerjayne]

andy-h needs a man's rabbit.

[Slapshot]

All you need do is read half of JJ and Salla's post to get a semi.....

Anyway, I'd need some kind of physical attraction.....well that what the wife tells me anyway...;0)

[andy-hughes]

It'll do to be going on with I guess ....

[homedeeth]

change a lightbulb for sex??????
mind you, i have recently parted with a lady because i didn't physically fancy her nor found her very interesting. However i received a text from her during our relationship saying she'll pay me in kind if i fixed her sons bicycle brakes.

[sara3]

you're staying/sleeping with a man because you can't change a lightbulb? surely this is a wind-up!

would you shag your neighbour if he could top up the oil in your car for you?

[karenmac60]

To change a bulb???? Do you live in a lighthouse????