Does anyone understand scottish or is anyone here from scotland?

[Bootfall22]

Hi, i've recently been online trying to make friends as i've moved away from home and am lonely. I've recently struck up a conversation with a scottish guy and we've been talking a lot and seem to share the same interests so i'm going to meet him tonight.

The problem is in an email he said he's going to give me a "moothie" as i didn't want to embarrass myself by appearing stupid i said "i look forward to it" but the problem is i don't know what it is or what it means and am worried that it could possibly be sexual. I once got myself into a situation with an aggressive man i met online who thought my friendship meant that when i came to his house meant i was going to give/receive sexual favours, but i'm not gay and this led to me being knocked around, strangled and locked in his room until the police eventually came after a neighbor heard the window breaking as i tried to escape.

This scottish guy seems like a great guy but i'm worried in case it's a similar situation.

He hasn't mentioned any talk about girlfriends or going out to meet women and i don't want to offend him by asking him is he gay and expecting a sexual relationship from me.

Does anyone know what a "moothie" is and what should i do?

[plowter]

People online may not be what they they seem.
Don't go to people's houses if you don't know them.

Tell him :
"Ah've goat a lumber wi' a pure wee stoatir.
Sae ah'll huv tae gie ye a dingie, ya f*nny."

(Trans.
I have a hot date with a rather foxy lady.
Let's reschedule, mate.)

[plautus]

Don't you just love it when they talk dirty!

[Mamyalynne]

It does have a ring to it - sorry I'll get ma coat.

[Just-Jude]

My dad is Scottish. When I showed him this he told me what it meant. We were both horrified and needless to say, very embarrassed.

I've now decided to go out, as I can't look him in the eye any longer.

[boxtops]

Plowter, that reminds me so much of Hamish Imlach!

[erin-x]

Well i'm Scottish and i've never heard of it being called a moothie!

You learn something new everyday eh!

[boxtops]

Erin, you move in polite society :-)

[shoota]

He's having a long shower or do you think he just wanted to talk dirty?

[plowter]

boxtops, ran it through the the Stanley Baxter translatosaurus.

[2sp_]

A moothie has always been a mouth organ to me.

I think I understand what others are saying it also means... I'll never look at a mouth organ the same way,

[MarkRae]

The two schools of thought are both correct. Moothie is Scots (and Geordie) slang for mouth organ but, by extension, analogous to "she plays a good tune on the pink oboe"...

[mccfluff]

he's probably giving his moothie a good wash

[sir.prize]

mccfluff - that would be tricky while being suspended!

[shoota]

Aha! Who did that then?

[factor-fiction]

I looked in to see how he'd gone on last night but it looks as if we won't find out. I'm not surprised really

[pizza]

Maybe after playing the moothie they would move on to the fiddle lol x