The Chemist...........

[Shaglene]

Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she
explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I
had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."
The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the Chemist said "Now, just
a minute... Mate, hear my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to
go off, so I was late. Without breakfast I hurried out to the car to
realise I'd locked the house with house and car keys inside. I Had to
break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a
speeding ticket about three streets from the store, I had a flat tyre."

"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me
to open up. I started waiting on these people, all the time the damn
phone never stopped ringing. Then I had to break open a bag of one and
two dollar coins against the cash register drawer to give change and
they spilled all over the floor I had to get down on my hands and knees
to pick up the dollar coins and the phone was still ringing. When I
came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger
back against a showcase with bottles of expensive perfumes on it. Half
of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing
with no let up, and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She
wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me, mate,
as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."

[chrissa1]

Love it.