ma man disnae fancy me onymair

[madmo58]

i have tried evrythn. Any tips?

[sara3]

is this a quiz?

[madmaggot]

P'raps he can't understand what you are saying to him!

[A.Guest]

Maybe he has gone off all Disnae characters.

[QueenOfAmber]

omg! poor u!
try 2 spice tings up wiv sum sorcy stuf yea?
c ya

[cazzz1975]

get a new man

[pips1]

Get a new dictionary!!

[Jillius]

och aye, Flash cleans baths without scrrraaaatching

[terambulan]

plenty more fish in the sea.....go fishing/phishing and find another!

[mrs.chappie]

Have you let yourself go a wee bit?

You know what I mean - do ya slob around all day in dressing gown? Is all your underwear grey? Do ya find most of the meals you cook are stew-based, 'cos they're easy to prepare?

Hmm ... pull yourself together woman! Buck yer ideas up, before he trades you in for a younger, slimmer, better-looking model.

(Sorry doll, but ya did ask).

[MrBounty]

A dinnae think a wud funcy onybidy fit writes a message on tha interweb the same as fit thi speak!